TOBEY MAGUIRE IS MAKING A CAMEO. I REPEAT:
mULtiVeRSe???
whether it’s pornography, politics, celebrity worship, fiction, fandom, a specific community, etc. you have to recognize when the online experience you’ve built for yourself is fucking with your head.
Ah, ‘ello there… Would you like to join me for a cuppa tea?
‘ello mister voldemort gov’na two sugars please! could u say a little somefing for my yewchube channel?
Voldemort’s smile fades as he stares deadpan at the fellow British YouTuber. Tracer’s channel has more subscribers than him, and it does NOT make him feel Gucci.
…….. of course, but first follow me into my cellar filled with delicious cheeses.
tracer squints into the cellar and takes a greedy handful of cheese from a barrel marked ‘dairy free’. she’s not real hungry but she can’t afford to show weakness in front of her new friend and possible future YouTube collaborator….
oi fook yum how did u know how much i love cheese? this dairy free gouda sure is tastie mister voldemor-
wait…. wot are u doin’ love?
lacticus doloricus… the fourth forbidden curse
HNNNG OH FOCK NO MY LACK TOES INTOLERANTS
HAH wench! Now how will you make those pizza review videos? I own the British pizza review YouTube niche now.
Now go make some second rate ‘Let’s Play’ series like every other mediocre YouTuber.
oi……. don’t forget……… to loike….. comment….., an subscroibe…..
Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.
i love it when youre drinking citrus drinks and you cant feel your tongue and your entire face starts sweating its so cleansing
my doctor said im allergic to citrus
but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol
how many hands you got
two? don’t see how that’s relevant
allow me illustrate you
that’s still four people
i truly can’t make this any clearer
will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children
don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story
Hard to believe this is the setup for a porn, and not an Oscar nominated film
Inverted doki doki literature club where you think you’re playing a psychological horror game but it is slowly revealed to be an upbeat dating sim/visual novel
I thought I was playing silent hill but suddenly pyramid head asked me on a date.
Honestly nothing would make me happier than a big scary monster poping out from around a corner only to blush and offer me some of the snacks i mentioned liking in a previous level.
Guillermo I know it’s you
“And I would have gotten away with with it if it wasn’t for you kinkshaming kids”
